Tuesday, February 24, 2009

A Conversation That You Do NOT Want to Have With Your Six Year Old Son!!!

*just a back story we went to the mall to eat with our Granny and she took my Brain and Princess with her to the bathroom and on the way home this is the conversation.

The Brain: Mom we found something in the bathroom where the glo sticks come out and we had to throw it away(Granny did let me know what they had discovered) Why?

Mom: It is not for kids.

The Brain: Who is it for?

Mom: Women(you will notice my answers are short because quite honestly I wanted it to end here but knew it wouldn't).

The Brain: What do women use it for?

Mom: To stop bleeding.

The Brain: Where does it stop the bleeding?

To be quite honest I was speechlessly searching for away out of this conversation at this point or a really good answer, a good car accident could have done the trick neither came.

Mom: It stops them from bleeding in their underwear.

The Brain: Oh their underwear...(very long pause and then with much alarm) Do boys need that!?!

Mom: No

The Brain: Good(you have no idea)

Thank goodness this is when we got home!!!

3 comments:

Erica said...

Too funny! The things curious little minds want to know about :)

luckyduck said...

Wow, you handled it very well!

Company EIGHT said...

wow. i'm glad it wasn't me. :)